And what of Shepard do you think she is worthy of her post?
Do the hanar have any badass water slides of badassitude?
No. They have sermons and salmon.
What can you tell us about the sweet songs of sausage?
Not as delicious as the real thing.
What would you do to get your race back
The same thing any primitive would do for a klondike bar.
Wait, Shepard destroyed Harbinger with an anti-matter charge all by herself?! She was inside that Reaper and she wasn't indoctrinated?!
Half an hour isn’t enough time to get indoctrinated. Otherwise she would have been indoctrinated after boarding the Derelict Reaper.
But then your people realized Asari's biotic potential and they decided to intervene. Am I right?
Is there anything funnier than a crying Batarian?
I bet the Asari want to use you like a stud horse.
What do you think of the squad mates the commander brings along each one please
Kaidan - Primitive, whines like a child.
Ashley - Primitive, bitch with eternal PMS.
Garrus - Primitive, but he has style I cannot deny.
Tali - Primitive, waste of beauty.
Liara - Primitive, deserves to die on a heap of trash for her people’s crimes.
EDI - I would throw her out of the airlock if it was not part of her.
James - Knuckles McBeefsteak.
Javik - Handsome AND he’s not a primitive? I like this guy.
Never trust a fart, and never waste a hard-on, Javik.
Never let your fists rest when there are primitives warranting punching.
Has anyone had the balls to attempt "plucking" one of your wings?
*sigh* I do not have wings.
To the nearest hundred, could you tell us how many suicide missions you have survived?
What do you think of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics? That there is a universe where the Prothean Empire did not fall, that there is a universe where the Illusive Man became a used skycar salesman, that there is a universe with floating cities. etc.